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darkwater-smidge:

So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”
and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.

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hatemarriied:

oh man ok apparently this kid at our school saw a kitten before getting on the bus so he just. picked it up. and stuffed it in his hood and he had it in the hood the entire day and it just took naps and he fed it his milk during lunch and every time the cat meowed one of the other kids would like cough or sneeze or shuffle so the teacher couldnt hear it and he even let it walk around on the tables in one class and the teacher never saw it it was so precious life is amazing

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horatioandalice:

birdsbirds:
deviantbirds:
What is going on here??
birds
birds is what is going on
WIGGLY OWLS

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lilpusherlovergirl:

horror movies that begin with “based on a true story”

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owlturdcomix:

One more month.
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saturnsbling:

so today in chemistry we were watching star trek and my teacher pauses the movie and starts telling us about how he actually taught anton yelchin honors chemistry and that he saved all of his tests to sell on ebay once he retired and anton told him to go ahead

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glitterandmetal-yt-da:

tomhiddleeston:
I asked my mum and dad to do the thing and this is what happened.
Biscuit Cucumber and The other Sherlock.

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bad-w0lff:

freudian-slipped:
if you put a frog in boiling water, it will jump out.
if you put a frog in warm water and gradually turn up the heat until the water is boiling, the frog will remain there until it dies.
and that is an abusive relationship.
Holy shit.

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annabananapanda:

I have found that the average tumblr user goes through 3 distinct stages:
the “i just got an account and i have no idea what im doing how do i find blogs how does any of this shit even work” stage
the “OMG TUMBLR IS THE BEST THING OF ALL CREATION HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SUCK IT FACEBOOK LOL ALL OUTSIDERS ARE PEASANTS” stage
and, finally, the “i fucking hate this website and everyone on it but i dont know how to leave” stage

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drquinzel:

turnbacksarah:
oh this is delightful. [x]
OH MY DAYS.

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